My Last F*ck

Bring a touch of humor and realness to your holiday season with this handcrafted ornament that says what we’re all thinking: "My very last one to give... and it’s hanging by a thread." Designed to bring laughter and a bit of attitude to the holiday chaos, this playful yet perfectly relatable piece is sure to make a statement on any tree—or even tied to a gift for an extra dose of personality.

Crafted from lightweight yet durable luan wood and measuring approximately 2 inches in diameter, this ornament strikes the perfect balance between rustic charm and cheeky fun. Each piece is laser-engraved for clean, precise details and hand-painted with a bold red centerpiece that ensures the message pops. The natural wood grain adds a warm, handcrafted touch, making it a versatile addition to any holiday decor style.

Perfect for gifting:
This ornament isn’t just a decoration—it’s a mood. Whether you’re shopping for a gift that will make someone laugh out loud or looking to add a bit of sass to your own tree, it’s a great choice for a wide range of recipients:

• Your Bestie: The one who knows exactly how close you are to losing it and who will laugh with you all the way through the holidays.
• Your Spouse: Perfect for your hubby or wife who’s been right there with you through the seasonal chaos and could use a reminder that you’re both hanging in there (barely).
• Your Coworkers: Ideal for that office Secret Santa or as a little desk decor for the coworker who shares your love of sarcasm.
• Your Neighbor: A fun and unexpected way to spread a little holiday humor across the fence line.
• Your Grown Kids or Siblings: Especially for those who’ve inherited your sharp wit and would appreciate the realness.

This ornament makes a thoughtful yet hilarious stocking stuffer, a unique addition to gift wrapping, or even a cheeky hostess gift for those holiday parties. Wherever it ends up, it’s sure to be a hit!

Where to Buy:
Support a small, family-run business and grab yours at Custom Rooted Engraving’s local markets or online shop. Catch us at select events, where we even offer on-site customization to make your ornament truly one-of-a-kind.

Add some much-needed laughter and honesty to the season with this handcrafted ornament—because let’s face it, we’re all hanging on by a thread this time of year. Get yours before they’re gone!